Sunday, June 7, 2009

廣告也瘋狂

1.孕婦諮詢中心的廣告。形象的表達令人叫絕。

2.殺蟲劑在雜誌封底上印的廣告。什麼是有效撲殺蚊蟲的方法?把這本雜誌捲起來。

3.馬桶。如此堅硬。

4.心理醫生診所的廣告。上面寫著:把這個放在地板上,站在虛線框裡,如果工作的壓力把你逼到了這個地步,請考慮本診所。

5.植物園的廣告。這不僅是廣告,也是一個地圖,圖上標明了植物園的地址,街道和地鐵站的位置。

6.動物領養中心的廣告。“這就是為什麼寵物是最好的伙伴,他根本不在乎你是怎麼樣的人。

7.偉哥類補藥。最適合含蓄暗示性的涵意。

8.愛艾普生打印機的廣告。母鳥等了一生的孵化——突出打印機超級逼真加持久如新的效果。

9.雀巢咖啡廣告。每個時刻,都有雀巢與你陪伴。

10.性感內衣廣告。左邊:給她的; 右邊:給他的。

11.公益廣告——香煙害的人比海洛因和可卡因加起來還多。海洛因和可卡因拼起來的香煙形狀,讓文案裏的那句話深入人心。

12.貓食罐頭。取自魚身最精華的部分。

13.雷諾汽車Sport 2.0。指針動得如此之快以至於它都歪斜了,不需要語言和數據就能表示汽車的動力性之卓越。

14.百事可樂的廣告。冰塊全都急不可耐地想跳入其中,盛況如同王子選妃。

15.為一個點子公司作的廣告。這個公司願意花錢買好點子,廣告使用的插畫很風趣又很合適。

16.豐胸廣告。含蓄又幽默,相對於內衣廣告裡常見的半裸女郎,這樣的廣告給人更多的想像空間。

17.治皮癬的產品廣告。框框裡的文字:Before/After 使用前/使用後。注意框和文字的位置,跟使用產品前後的皮膚狀況不是很像?

18.魚罐頭廣告。Nothing but fish 除了魚什麼也沒有,運用巧妙的構思把產品形狀和它的功用結合起來。



丰胸广告和伟哥广告实在是太好笑了。 cant tahan with it...

Monday, March 23, 2009

our frens???

i wan to post it out long time ago...
but i just too lazy n delay it until now....
it is always nice to view others's profiles...
friendster or facebook....
cos we will find many funny things from the photos...


i saw it in seng sheng's friendster profile...
n i found 2 seng shengs in the pic...
i wonder how their frens differentiate them in their first meeting...


tis is another pic...
i forget it is in whose profile cos i just simply view it when i am too free...
the left n red circle one... dun u think she is so alike with fong nan?
but after then i found she is also alike with 孙碧娜...
mabe she is the mixing version of them? haha...
the right n blue circle one... i found she look a bit like soh hoon...
maybe is small eyes version de la...


tis pic is taken from wooichin's blog...
n many ppl also noe about it alr...
but it's so jieng... so i 'borrow' it from wooichin's blog n post it again...
yes, she is 99% alike with our fren, ehang...
maybe tis is wat he looks like when he is in long hair? haha...
i also wonder how wooi chin can found tis out...
perhaps ehang wont found tis or he will kill me for posting it, again...

Wednesday, March 11, 2009

stpm result



tis is my stpm result... it's quite good, if math is being ignored...
once again, i become a black horse for the second time...
but i actually noe where is my limit, n it is alr more than wat i can have actually...
maybe because of the 14As in spm level, maybe because of the half year holiday before form six started, i have turn to very lazy when i study in form six....
so, i am alr quite happy with the result cos i have just started to learn all those things after my terrible trial exam...
maybe the result of math of 2.67 is wat i should get...
just that i feel sad to do it so badly in such important subjects...
some courses of higher classes like engineering need to have minimum 3.00 in math...
n it is sad to noe that i have no chance in those courses alr....
although i may wan to appeal for it, but the then the application for uni has already over le....
now i am looking for other courses online....
maybe i will be in food tech, pure sciences or mainly in bio fields...
cos most physics fields need math of higher grade...
i dunno.... it's time for me to think deeply about it le....

Saturday, February 28, 2009

traffic jam



last night, i went to the newly opened tesco in kuala selangor with my family.
there re traffic jam when we re entering into its car park.
the crowd is so crazy n it is unbelieable to be happened in kuala selangor...
luckily, the empty parking lot is not as difficult to be found as i think before...
after enter the tesco, omg, the crowd is much more than wat i expected before...
i can hardly move in the hypermarket as the trolleys n ppl block my way every several second...
a little girl even crash to my butts as she cant control her trolley nicely @_@
this is my first time cant move in supermarket as being blocked by the trolleys...
it never happens to me, even in sungai wang or other shopping complex... swt

the items there is also being bought as if they re free...
i can see many empty displaying spaces as the goods re being 'rob' by ppl...
however, when i suffer in the crowd, my mum n aunt did enjoy it so much...
they had bought many things, especially in the vege parts...
i think the vege they buy is alr enough for our one week meals =_=
ya, one more funny thing is, i can see many sekinchan ppl re there as well...
i also see the 'racing car' that sheng seng drive last time...
but it is his brother who re driving the car tis time...
a bit dissapointed as i cant found any of our frens there...
i expected to found some of them here de... haha...

Wednesday, February 18, 2009

世界不同國家的警車













Malaysia's police car

tis is just for fun n i have no comment...
just judge it urself... haha...

and one more thing...
it is very important to learn chinese...



haha... anyway, hope u like it n have a nice day... ^^

笑话连篇

here re some funny jokes which i found on other sites...
please enjoy it...

整死你

某所小學,有兩個學生在吵架,甲說:「你……你再叫啊,我打個電話就可以找人來!」
  乙說:「你……你打啊!我就不……」
  然後甲真的跑去打電話了,回來的時候放了一句狠話:「30分鐘後你就知道怎麽死了!!!」
  這時候乙緊張的不得了,但也沒辦法,30分鐘後,學校廣播:「乙某某同學,你有訪客,請到學務處。」
  「哇咧!」乙雖然很害怕,但想想是在學務處,應該不會有事。
  於是他到了學務處,一個頭發染成金色的青少年走向他:「你是乙某某嗎?」
  乙:「我就是……「抱歉久等了,這是你叫的10份夏威夷pizza加淋淋雞,5300元!」

種樹

從前,有個美國人到俄國觀光。
有一天在俄國的道路上看到二個俄國工人,一個拿把鏟子正在道路旁挖洞,且每三公尺就挖一個洞,
另一個工人卻跟著把前一個工人剛挖好的洞馬上回填起來,如此反覆不停的持續著.….
美國人覺得好奇,便問第一位俄國工人:「為什麼你一挖好洞,後面那位仁兄就把洞給填起來咧?」
俄國工人回答說:「我們是在綠化道路,我挖洞、第二個人種樹、第三個人填土。
不過第二個人今天請假沒來。」

懶惰

有個家庭,家中的成員都非常非常的懶惰,每當要做家事時,
爸爸推給媽媽,媽媽推給哥哥,哥哥推給妹妹,妹妹推給狗狗阿福。
一天客人來訪看到阿福兩腳站在椅上,手中拿著抹布,正在吃力的擦著桌子,
客人驚呼:「這隻狗真是聰明啊,還會做家事!!!」
此時狗狗阿福非常無奈的對客人說:「唉~~沒辦法,他們都太懶了‧」
客人大吃了一驚說道:「狗竟然會說人話!!!」
阿福立刻接著說:「噓!!小聲一點啦,如果被他們聽到了,下次他們會叫我去接電話!!!」

酒鬼

有一個酒鬼上街買酒喝,忽然他瞥見街角一家酒店貼著一張:〔只要完成三個難題,就可免費喝一年的酒〕的告示!!酒鬼見機不可失,便進去向酒保詢問,並先喝了幾杯酒。酒保道:「你要向三個難題挑戰啊?」酒鬼醉道:「好吧。」「首先.你必須一囗氣喝掉這杯加滿胡椒的龍舌蘭。」「第二.我們後院有一隻河馬牙齒痛很久了,你必須幫它拔牙。」「第三.看到對面的公寓了嗎?那裡住著一個女人很久都沒滿足了,你要讓她滿足。」酒鬼一聽馬上躍躍欲試,於是他便一囗氣灌完了那杯龍舌蘭,突然他感到整個人都要燒起來了,就一鼓作氣衝到後院,後院立刻傳出河馬的尖叫聲,過了不久酒鬼衝出來了,他大聲地問酒保:「快!你說那個〔牙痛〕的女人在哪?」

新兵體檢

主驗官來到第一個士兵面前,問他說:「你有什麼問題?」
新兵甲回答到:「報告長官,我是近視!」
主驗官說:「我們的行政院長是近視,各願院長也都是近視,總統也是近視,所以你
還是要當兵。」新兵甲沮喪地低下了頭。

主驗官又來到第二個士兵前,問說:「你有什麼毛病?」
新兵乙說:「報告長官,我常胃痛!」
主驗官說:「我們的行政院長也常胃痛,各院院長也是,總統也常胃痛,所以你還是
要當兵。」新兵乙也很沮喪。

主驗官來到第三個士兵前,問說:「你有什麼問題?」
新兵丙說:「報告長官,我經常頭痛!」
主驗官說:「我們的行政院長常頭痛,各院院長也是,總統也常頭痛,所以你也是要
當兵。」新兵丙難過地低下了頭。

主驗官來到第四個士兵前,問說:「你呢?你有什麼問題?」
新兵丁說:「報告長官,我是白癡!」
主驗官:「@#$%&*」

品學兼優

某天放學後,阿文興高彩烈的回家告訴
媽媽說:「媽媽,今天老師發成績單下來耶!而且老師給我的評語是 品學兼憂哦!」
阿文的媽媽一聽,心想神明保佑,阿文終於開竅,她也對得起祖先了!
接著又聽到阿文說:「咦!可是為什麼這個品學兼憂,「憂」沒有人字旁啊?」

女政客

一位女政客見外賓,要求翻譯要嚴格地按她的意思翻譯,
不許走樣。外賓一見到她,立即拍馬屁說:
You are very beautiful.翻譯照譯,女政客知道後心花怒放,
嘴上還要謙虛一下:那裡,那裡。翻譯不敢怠慢,
立即翻譯成英文:Where? Where? 外賓一楞,心想,
還有這樣的人追問那裡漂亮的?但仍乾脆馬屁拍到底:
Everywhere, Everywhere.翻譯:妳到處都很漂亮。
女政客更高興了,但總是要客氣一下:不見得,不見得。
翻譯又趕緊的譯成英文:You are not allowed to see, you are not allowed to see.

錯誤解釋

阿強總是喜歡在課堂上睡覺。一天,老師再也忍耐不住,把昏睡中的阿強叫醒,並問他:「龜兔賽跑中,你知道兔子為什麼會輸嗎?」。「不知道!」,阿強睡眼惺忪地回答。「因為兔子在打瞌睡!」老師生氣的說。「喔!我明白了!」阿強若有所悟......「原來沒打瞌睡的全是烏龜啊!」

長頸鹿和兔子的故事

長頸鹿說:"小兔子,真希望你能知道有一個長脖子是多麽的好。無論什麽好吃的東西,我吃的時候都會慢慢的通過我的長脖子,那美味可以長時間的享受。"
兔子毫無表情的看著他。
"並且,在夏天,兔子,那涼水慢慢的流過我的長脖子,是那麽的可口。有個長脖子真是太好了!兔子,你能想象嗎?"
兔子慢悠悠的說:"你吐過嗎?"

假糊塗

一個男人帶著他的寵物鱷魚走進一間酒吧。
 他把鱷魚放在吧台上,然後轉身對驚訝的酒客們說:「跟大家做個交易,我將把鱷魚的嘴打開,把我的老二放進去,然後它會合上嘴巴一分鐘後再打開,我會將我的傢伙毫髮無傷的取出來,屆時你們每個人都請我喝一杯,以做為目睹這個奇觀的回報。」
 群眾喃喃低語的允諾了,那男人站在吧台前脫下褲子,把他的「底迪」放進鱷魚張開的嘴,在觀眾的屏息中,鱷魚合上了它的嘴……
 過了一分鐘後,那男人拿起一個啤酒瓶用力敲打鱷魚的頭部,鱷魚張開嘴,那男人果真毫髮無傷的取出他的傢伙。
 群眾們歡呼並送上飲料給那男人,不久,那男人又站起來提出另一個提議:「我出一百元給任何膽敢試試看的人。」
 群眾間一陣沉默,過了一會兒,酒吧後方舉起一隻手,一個金髮女郎羞怯的說:「我可以試試看,但你要答應我,不能用啤酒瓶敲我的頭。」

为什么接电话

米勒先生的电话铃想起,他去接听。
一个小孩的声音在电话的另一头问:“你的号码是不是694136?”
“不是,”米勒先生回答。
“那你为什麽拿起电话听筒?”孩子问。

把剛剛說的話在大聲講10次!!
有一天數學老師嚴格的說:「只要上課被我發現誰在講話,我就叫誰上台把剛剛說的話再大聲講10次~」
有一天小明跟小華上課講話,被老師發現,老師非常生氣的叫小明跟小華上台把剛剛說的話再講10次,小明跟小華馬上走上台~
小明大聲的說:「ㄟ小華,老師的拉鍊沒拉起來ㄟ」
小華大聲的說:「真的ㄟ,而且還是粉紅色的內褲ㄟ」......X10

enjoy ur laugh,
hope u have a nice day... ^^

Sunday, February 15, 2009

令人無語的中英文對照

i bet no one can understand by just reading the english sentences


wooi chin need to clean it by himself


i wonder wat can be done with the cup


everyone need to fall down there... it is a must!!!


can reclaim or can't reclaim?


may i noe wat kind of service is it?