The World of Silence

廣告也瘋狂

2009-06-07T10:12:00.000-07:00

１．孕婦諮詢中心的廣告。形象的表達令人叫絕。

２．殺蟲劑在雜誌封底上印的廣告。什麼是有效撲殺蚊蟲的方法？把這本雜誌捲起來。

３．馬桶。如此堅硬。

４．心理醫生診所的廣告。上面寫著：把這個放在地板上，站在虛線框裡，如果工作的壓力把你逼到了這個地步，請考慮本診所。

５．植物園的廣告。這不僅是廣告，也是一個地圖，圖上標明了植物園的地址，街道和地鐵站的位置。

６．動物領養中心的廣告。“這就是為什麼寵物是最好的伙伴，他根本不在乎你是怎麼樣的人。

７．偉哥類補藥。最適合含蓄暗示性的涵意。

８．愛艾普生打印機的廣告。母鳥等了一生的孵化——突出打印機超級逼真加持久如新的效果。

９．雀巢咖啡廣告。每個時刻，都有雀巢與你陪伴。

１０．性感內衣廣告。左邊：給她的；右邊：給他的。

１１．公益廣告——香煙害的人比海洛因和可卡因加起來還多。海洛因和可卡因拼起來的香煙形狀，讓文案裏的那句話深入人心。

１２．貓食罐頭。取自魚身最精華的部分。

１３．雷諾汽車Sport 2.0。指針動得如此之快以至於它都歪斜了，不需要語言和數據就能表示汽車的動力性之卓越。

１４．百事可樂的廣告。冰塊全都急不可耐地想跳入其中，盛況如同王子選妃。

１５．為一個點子公司作的廣告。這個公司願意花錢買好點子，廣告使用的插畫很風趣又很合適。

１６．豐胸廣告。含蓄又幽默，相對於內衣廣告裡常見的半裸女郎，這樣的廣告給人更多的想像空間。

１７．治皮癬的產品廣告。框框裡的文字：Before/After 使用前/使用後。注意框和文字的位置，跟使用產品前後的皮膚狀況不是很像？

１８．魚罐頭廣告。Nothing but fish 除了魚什麼也沒有，運用巧妙的構思把產品形狀和它的功用結合起來。

丰胸广告和伟哥广告实在是太好笑了。 cant tahan with it...

our frens???

2009-03-23T20:09:00.000-07:00

i wan to post it out long time ago...
but i just too lazy n delay it until now....
it is always nice to view others's profiles...
friendster or facebook....
cos we will find many funny things from the photos...

i saw it in seng sheng's friendster profile...
n i found 2 seng shengs in the pic...
i wonder how their frens differentiate them in their first meeting...

tis is another pic...
i forget it is in whose profile cos i just simply view it when i am too free...
the left n red circle one... dun u think she is so alike with fong nan?
but after then i found she is also alike with 孙碧娜...
mabe she is the mixing version of them? haha...
the right n blue circle one... i found she look a bit like soh hoon...
maybe is small eyes version de la...

tis pic is taken from wooichin's blog...
n many ppl also noe about it alr...
but it's so jieng... so i 'borrow' it from wooichin's blog n post it again...
yes, she is 99% alike with our fren, ehang...
maybe tis is wat he looks like when he is in long hair? haha...
i also wonder how wooi chin can found tis out...
perhaps ehang wont found tis or he will kill me for posting it, again...

stpm result

2009-03-11T09:57:00.000-07:00

tis is my stpm result... it's quite good, if math is being ignored...
once again, i become a black horse for the second time...
but i actually noe where is my limit, n it is alr more than wat i can have actually...
maybe because of the 14As in spm level, maybe because of the half year holiday before form six started, i have turn to very lazy when i study in form six....
so, i am alr quite happy with the result cos i have just started to learn all those things after my terrible trial exam...
maybe the result of math of 2.67 is wat i should get...
just that i feel sad to do it so badly in such important subjects...
some courses of higher classes like engineering need to have minimum 3.00 in math...
n it is sad to noe that i have no chance in those courses alr....
although i may wan to appeal for it, but the then the application for uni has already over le....
now i am looking for other courses online....
maybe i will be in food tech, pure sciences or mainly in bio fields...
cos most physics fields need math of higher grade...
i dunno.... it's time for me to think deeply about it le....

traffic jam

2009-02-28T23:26:00.000-08:00

last night, i went to the newly opened tesco in kuala selangor with my family.
there re traffic jam when we re entering into its car park.
the crowd is so crazy n it is unbelieable to be happened in kuala selangor...
luckily, the empty parking lot is not as difficult to be found as i think before...
after enter the tesco, omg, the crowd is much more than wat i expected before...
i can hardly move in the hypermarket as the trolleys n ppl block my way every several second...
a little girl even crash to my butts as she cant control her trolley nicely @_@
this is my first time cant move in supermarket as being blocked by the trolleys...
it never happens to me, even in sungai wang or other shopping complex... swt

the items there is also being bought as if they re free...
i can see many empty displaying spaces as the goods re being 'rob' by ppl...
however, when i suffer in the crowd, my mum n aunt did enjoy it so much...
they had bought many things, especially in the vege parts...
i think the vege they buy is alr enough for our one week meals =_=
ya, one more funny thing is, i can see many sekinchan ppl re there as well...
i also see the 'racing car' that sheng seng drive last time...
but it is his brother who re driving the car tis time...
a bit dissapointed as i cant found any of our frens there...
i expected to found some of them here de... haha...

世界不同國家的警車

2009-02-18T22:02:00.000-08:00

Malaysia's police car

tis is just for fun n i have no comment...
just judge it urself... haha...

and one more thing...
it is very important to learn chinese...

haha... anyway, hope u like it n have a nice day... ^^

笑话连篇

2009-02-18T21:17:00.000-08:00

here re some funny jokes which i found on other sites...
please enjoy it...

整死你

某所小學，有兩個學生在吵架，甲說：「你……你再叫啊，我打個電話就可以找人來！」
　　乙說：「你……你打啊！我就不……」
　　然後甲真的跑去打電話了，回來的時候放了一句狠話：「30分鐘後你就知道怎麽死了！！！」
　　這時候乙緊張的不得了，但也沒辦法，30分鐘後，學校廣播：「乙某某同學，你有訪客，請到學務處。」
　　「哇咧！」乙雖然很害怕，但想想是在學務處，應該不會有事。
　　於是他到了學務處，一個頭發染成金色的青少年走向他：「你是乙某某嗎？」
　　乙：「我就是……「抱歉久等了，這是你叫的10份夏威夷pizza加淋淋雞，5300元！」

種樹

從前，有個美國人到俄國觀光。
有一天在俄國的道路上看到二個俄國工人，一個拿把鏟子正在道路旁挖洞，且每三公尺就挖一個洞，
另一個工人卻跟著把前一個工人剛挖好的洞馬上回填起來，如此反覆不停的持續著.….
美國人覺得好奇，便問第一位俄國工人：「為什麼你一挖好洞，後面那位仁兄就把洞給填起來咧？」
俄國工人回答說：「我們是在綠化道路，我挖洞、第二個人種樹、第三個人填土。
不過第二個人今天請假沒來。」

懶惰

有個家庭，家中的成員都非常非常的懶惰，每當要做家事時，
爸爸推給媽媽，媽媽推給哥哥，哥哥推給妹妹，妹妹推給狗狗阿福。
一天客人來訪看到阿福兩腳站在椅上，手中拿著抹布，正在吃力的擦著桌子，
客人驚呼：「這隻狗真是聰明啊，還會做家事!!!」
此時狗狗阿福非常無奈的對客人說：「唉~~沒辦法，他們都太懶了‧」
客人大吃了一驚說道：「狗竟然會說人話!!!」
阿福立刻接著說：「噓!!小聲一點啦，如果被他們聽到了，下次他們會叫我去接電話!!!」

酒鬼

有一個酒鬼上街買酒喝，忽然他瞥見街角一家酒店貼著一張：〔只要完成三個難題，就可免費喝一年的酒〕的告示！！酒鬼見機不可失，便進去向酒保詢問，並先喝了幾杯酒。酒保道：「你要向三個難題挑戰啊？」酒鬼醉道：「好吧。」「首先．你必須一囗氣喝掉這杯加滿胡椒的龍舌蘭。」「第二．我們後院有一隻河馬牙齒痛很久了，你必須幫它拔牙。」「第三．看到對面的公寓了嗎？那裡住著一個女人很久都沒滿足了，你要讓她滿足。」酒鬼一聽馬上躍躍欲試，於是他便一囗氣灌完了那杯龍舌蘭，突然他感到整個人都要燒起來了，就一鼓作氣衝到後院，後院立刻傳出河馬的尖叫聲，過了不久酒鬼衝出來了，他大聲地問酒保：「快！你說那個〔牙痛〕的女人在哪？」

新兵體檢

主驗官來到第一個士兵面前，問他說：「你有什麼問題？」
新兵甲回答到：「報告長官，我是近視！」
主驗官說：「我們的行政院長是近視，各願院長也都是近視，總統也是近視，所以你
還是要當兵。」新兵甲沮喪地低下了頭。

主驗官又來到第二個士兵前，問說：「你有什麼毛病？」
新兵乙說：「報告長官，我常胃痛！」
主驗官說：「我們的行政院長也常胃痛，各院院長也是，總統也常胃痛，所以你還是
要當兵。」新兵乙也很沮喪。

主驗官來到第三個士兵前，問說：「你有什麼問題？」
新兵丙說：「報告長官，我經常頭痛！」
主驗官說：「我們的行政院長常頭痛，各院院長也是，總統也常頭痛，所以你也是要
當兵。」新兵丙難過地低下了頭。

主驗官來到第四個士兵前，問說：「你呢？你有什麼問題？」
新兵丁說：「報告長官，我是白癡！」
主驗官：「＠＃＄％＆＊」

品學兼優

某天放學後，阿文興高彩烈的回家告訴
媽媽說：「媽媽，今天老師發成績單下來耶！而且老師給我的評語是品學兼憂哦！」
阿文的媽媽一聽，心想神明保佑，阿文終於開竅，她也對得起祖先了！
接著又聽到阿文說：「咦！可是為什麼這個品學兼憂，「憂」沒有人字旁啊？」

女政客

一位女政客見外賓，要求翻譯要嚴格地按她的意思翻譯，
不許走樣。外賓一見到她，立即拍馬屁說：
You are very beautiful.翻譯照譯，女政客知道後心花怒放，
嘴上還要謙虛一下：那裡，那裡。翻譯不敢怠慢，
立即翻譯成英文：Where? Where? 外賓一楞，心想，
還有這樣的人追問那裡漂亮的？但仍乾脆馬屁拍到底：
Everywhere, Everywhere.翻譯：妳到處都很漂亮。
女政客更高興了，但總是要客氣一下：不見得，不見得。
翻譯又趕緊的譯成英文：You are not allowed to see, you are not allowed to see.

錯誤解釋

阿強總是喜歡在課堂上睡覺。一天，老師再也忍耐不住，把昏睡中的阿強叫醒，並問他：「龜兔賽跑中，你知道兔子為什麼會輸嗎？」。「不知道！」，阿強睡眼惺忪地回答。「因為兔子在打瞌睡！」老師生氣的說。「喔！我明白了！」阿強若有所悟......「原來沒打瞌睡的全是烏龜啊！」

長頸鹿和兔子的故事

長頸鹿說:"小兔子，真希望你能知道有一個長脖子是多麽的好。無論什麽好吃的東西，我吃的時候都會慢慢的通過我的長脖子，那美味可以長時間的享受。"
兔子毫無表情的看著他。
"並且，在夏天，兔子，那涼水慢慢的流過我的長脖子，是那麽的可口。有個長脖子真是太好了！兔子，你能想象嗎？"
兔子慢悠悠的說:"你吐過嗎？"

假糊塗

一個男人帶著他的寵物鱷魚走進一間酒吧。
　他把鱷魚放在吧台上，然後轉身對驚訝的酒客們說：「跟大家做個交易，我將把鱷魚的嘴打開，把我的老二放進去，然後它會合上嘴巴一分鐘後再打開，我會將我的傢伙毫髮無傷的取出來，屆時你們每個人都請我喝一杯，以做為目睹這個奇觀的回報。」
　群眾喃喃低語的允諾了，那男人站在吧台前脫下褲子，把他的「底迪」放進鱷魚張開的嘴，在觀眾的屏息中，鱷魚合上了它的嘴……
　過了一分鐘後，那男人拿起一個啤酒瓶用力敲打鱷魚的頭部，鱷魚張開嘴，那男人果真毫髮無傷的取出他的傢伙。
　群眾們歡呼並送上飲料給那男人，不久，那男人又站起來提出另一個提議：「我出一百元給任何膽敢試試看的人。」
　群眾間一陣沉默，過了一會兒，酒吧後方舉起一隻手，一個金髮女郎羞怯的說：「我可以試試看，但你要答應我，不能用啤酒瓶敲我的頭。」

为什么接电话

米勒先生的电话铃想起，他去接听。
一个小孩的声音在电话的另一头问：“你的号码是不是694136？”
“不是，”米勒先生回答。
“那你为什麽拿起电话听筒？”孩子问。

把剛剛說的話在大聲講10次!!
有一天數學老師嚴格的說：「只要上課被我發現誰在講話，我就叫誰上台把剛剛說的話再大聲講10次～」
有一天小明跟小華上課講話，被老師發現，老師非常生氣的叫小明跟小華上台把剛剛說的話再講10次，小明跟小華馬上走上台～
小明大聲的說：「ㄟ小華，老師的拉鍊沒拉起來ㄟ」
小華大聲的說：「真的ㄟ，而且還是粉紅色的內褲ㄟ」......X10

enjoy ur laugh,
hope u have a nice day... ^^

令人無語的中英文對照

2009-02-15T23:26:00.001-08:00

i bet no one can understand by just reading the english sentences

wooi chin need to clean it by himself

i wonder wat can be done with the cup

everyone need to fall down there... it is a must!!!

can reclaim or can't reclaim?

may i noe wat kind of service is it?

life after stpm

2008-12-27T09:11:00.000-08:00

long time din write blog liao...
it is alr about 1 month from the last post...
really lazy to update the blog after the exam...
before the exam, the time is always so less n limited n making me so nervous...
but, as the exam passes...
the time is becoming too much as i alr dunno how to ultilise them...
pc games, online, watching video...
everyday repeating doing the same thing...
haiz... very sienz ah...

however, i still have several thing wanted to be done in these days...
updating the friendster, facebook n this blog...
collecting photos n profile of our classmates n type it out...
relearn how to drive n cook...
n most important one...
reduce the fat on my body !!!
i noe the properbility is very low...
especially in this holiday... hehe...
see my result after several months la...

28/11

2008-11-28T05:45:00.000-08:00

my relatives come to my house n they re staying here for 1 or 2 days...
it's really a challenge for me...
i wan to read PA in the living room de eh...
but 3 ppl, 6 eyes re looking at me...
even if they re not, i still feel that they re looking at me...
the feeling is really weird eh...
but if i read in my room, i will have to hear to their chit-chating sound from the both sites: my cousins n our parents...
n when they chat n laugh, i feel like wan to take a break n join them... haiz...
come back! my spirit, pls come back eh...

AND
it is the mating season of the cats....
so the female cat nearby re getting miang...
they always voice out the 'special attractive sound' loudly...
i can always hear them, sometimes even from the living room or in my bedroom...
walau eh, so noisy la...
male cat faster come to 'feed' it la...
until it no energy to make noise liao...

AND
somebody come to teach me how to read PA eh... T_T
so many jabatan n dasar...
read one then forget the previous one...
n always feel so sleepy when reading it... sienz...
hope i can read n cover it as soon as possible...
gam~ ba~ teh~~ zZZ...

November

2008-10-31T07:26:00.000-07:00

finally...
it is alr november...
the last period for us to fight for the coming STPM....
2 weeks of revision n 3 weeks of exams...
just like wat wenxuan says...
nothing other than study now...
hope i can do that...
anyway, i will still do my best...
n wishes all the best for all my frens as well...

run run run

2008-10-26T04:24:00.000-07:00

just now just have my first jogging for the last three months...
really long time din run liao... cant move at all...
most of the time re just walking...really sienz so say it....
but i will try to jog as frequently as possible...
as my stomach re growing so fast.... haiz...
i wan to be looked better when on the trip in december leh...
( although the main reason is that i alr cant wear most of the trousers liao la...)
emm... just ask me out to jog when u ppl wan to jog....

as for the coming stpm....
really need to rush liao...
just left about 2 weeks more....
haiz... hope i can get as much as i can in this time...
jia you ba...

Our Old Place

2008-09-28T04:18:00.000-07:00

feeling so frus...
so i went to our old place just now...
to relax my mind n have a deep thinking...
quite miss of the time when we re there before...
buying those puasa food to enjoy it or them share with frens
or playing soil bombs there...
it is always a good place to be....
although some of the members re now in canada...
while some in colleges or wat....
at there, i try to calm down my mind...
really hope that bad things could finish soon...
i am not too shock with the trial result...
i can alr imagine about it when i pass up the papers...
however, it is still a bad feeling when i get the papers back...
i noe wat should i do now...
i will try to not think about other things that re not relavent to it...
clearing rubbish out of mind to focus on wat i should work on now...
i noe i can do it if i really put in my effort on it...
i wan to get my ticket to enter U...
n getting the course that i wan to have...

first week past

2008-09-04T22:38:00.000-07:00

gosh...
just pass the first week of my trial....
with the chemistry paper 2 as my last paper....
i duno it is a good news or a bad news....
we have alr done most of the questions in the tuition before...
just a question from the structure was not included...
as to me..
i would say it is good for our marks but bad for our study...
we can score mark easier but gaining no knowledge or experience from it...
anyway, it is still work as a power to push us move...

before leaving school....
i heard of friends saying about going to the pasar to buy those puasa food just now...
ahh... long time din eat those food liao... quite miss of them de...
maybe i will be there this everning to taste it again...
hehe... then again i have to say sorry to my stomach n my tightening trousers liao...
maybe it is time to cut my meat to be sold lo...

about 2 weeks

2008-08-09T08:42:00.000-07:00

omg....
the time left is just about 2 weeks to have my trial...
n i still have lots n lotsssssss of things haven read n done yet...

cant concentrate in the class or when reading something....
just a few sentence there but always need several minutes to read them....
then need another several minutes to understand them....
n the thing read just moment before can also forget easily....

gosh.... feel like wan to suicide alr....
or hit somebody kuat kuat if he.. er 'she' allow me to do so....
i really wonder how can he just act like an aunt n talk so much nonsense for a long period....

ok... just wan to express some feeling here...
i noe it has to be done no matter how difficult is it...
n i will work hard on it.... (hope i can do it consistantly...)
now wanna go back for my works liao....
so... 加油吧。。。

*dun talk to me when teacher is teaching or when i am reading....
i use to be very hot temple when i was disturbed n lose my concentration...
especially in these exam days...

視覺錯亂

2008-08-02T08:36:00.000-07:00

A和B两个砖块的颜色是一样的喔！
不信？
没关系，因为我之前也是不信，
用小画家(paint)把周围的擦掉就知道真相了。
试试看吧！

創意廣告

2008-07-31T04:41:00.000-07:00

two really funny video here....
cant embed it into here...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lHpuW0Pd2xU&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-XhXA498JR8&feature=related

女生看帥哥和醜男的分別

2008-07-19T23:25:00.000-07:00

帥哥微笑　　　　　　　陽光，　　　醜男微笑　　　　　　　猥瑣
帥哥對自己微笑　　　　討厭，　　　醜男對自己微笑　　　　變態
帥哥留鬚　　　　　　　不羈，　　　醜男留鬚　　　　　　　不修邊幅
帥哥看書　　　　　　　斯文，　　　醜男看書　　　　　　　書呆子
帥哥做運動　　　　　　活力，　　　醜男做運動　　　　　　減肥
帥哥睡著了　　　　　　可愛，　　　醜男睡著了　　　　　　懶惰
帥哥口甜舌滑　　　　　風趣，　　　醜男口甜舌滑　　　　　流氓
帥哥一言不發　　　　　冷酷，　　　醜男一言不發　　　　　自閉
帥哥對女士禮讓　　　　風度，　　　醜男對女士禮讓　　　　不安好心眼
帥哥耍温柔　　　　　　體貼，　　　醜男耍温柔　　　　　　娘娘腔
帥哥裝豪邁　　　　　　男人味，　　醜男裝豪邁　　　　　　粗漢一名
帥哥的頭髮被風吹起　　瀟灑，　　　醜男的頭髮被風吹起　　頭皮別飄過來
帥哥放了個屁　　　　　一定是旁邊那個醜男幹的!

Haiz... dun like tis lo...

一張圖分出你是用左腦還是右腦

2008-07-18T22:53:00.000-07:00

一張圖分出你是用左腦還是右腦

如果你看見這個舞女是順時針轉，說明你用的是右腦；
如果是逆時針轉，說明你用的左腦。
耶魯大學耗時5年的研究成果，據說。
14%的美國人可以兩個方向都能看見

補充資料:
大腦就是你自己的智囊。科學研究證明，大腦分為左半球和右半球。左半球是管人的右邊的一切活動的，一般左腦具有語言、概念、數位、分析、邏輯推理等功能；右半球是管人的左邊的一切活動的，右腦具有音樂、繪畫、空間幾何、想像、綜合等功能。
人的左右半腦是不平衡發展的，統計顯示，絕大多數人是左腦發達（其中大約一半的人比較均衡一些）。全球有10％的人是左撇子，即右腦比較發達。而左右腦的發育程度不同，隱含了你的很多特質和天賦的秘密：
理解數學和語言的腦細胞集中在左半球；發揮情感、欣賞藝術的腦細胞集中在右半球。
右半腦發達的人在知覺和想像力方面有可能更強一些；而且知覺、空間感和把握全域的能力都有可能更強一些。在各種動作上相對更敏捷一些。
右腦最重要的貢獻是創造性思維。右腦不拘泥於局部的分析，而是統觀全域，以大膽猜測跳躍式地前進，達到直覺的結論。在有些人身上，直覺思維甚至變成一種先知能力，使他們能預知未來的變化，事先做出重大決策。
左腦的記憶回路是低速記憶，而右腦的是高速記憶，左腦記憶是一種"劣根記憶"，右腦記憶則讓人驚歎，它有"過目不忘"的本事。
處理簡單的語言問題時人們左腦相對活躍；左腦發達的人處理事情比較有邏輯、條理。
左腦發達在社交場合比較活躍，善於判斷各種關係和因果。
左腦發達善於統計，方向感強。
左腦發達善於組織。
左腦發達善於做技術類、抽象的工作（如電腦程式設計）。
男性是根據右腦和左腦各自不同的分工來使用大腦的；相比之下，女性卻可以同時使用左腦和右腦。
男性和女性大腦的最大區別主要是大腦皮層的構造不同。女性大腦的溝通交流能力特別發達，她們細緻、敏感，能夠通過察言觀色來瞭解對方的心理，直覺也很靈敏。從構造上看，女性左右腦的腦梁部分粗於男性，因此左右腦可以順利地同時使用。
多數男性方向感天生就比女性強。
男性的語言表達能力和理解能力遠遜於女性

i just see tis n found tat it is interesting so i post it here....
i can see it rotate clockwise if see normally...
but see it rotate anti-clockwise if i use 余光 to see it...
so... how about u?

Just Finish Monthy Test

2008-07-18T06:17:00.000-07:00

i have just finish my monthy test....
now i alr can predict the result of the test...
sure very cham....
do not get enough preparation....
chemistry only finish the organic part... (just look one eye on each part...)
maybe the paper still not in tat 'ugly way' but the chemis quiz sure die one...
all 40 question but i have about 20 questions re just simply tick one...
especially in the calculation one... have no idea of how to solve them....

n....
i have make a big mistake in wednesday n thursday's night....
i do not start to read at the earlier time...
when i start to read... i found tat my mind is blank n cant concentrate on the study....
then, i decide to set alarm.. to wake me up earlier than time before to do some revision...
but it dun work.... i wake up at 7am by the call of my mum....
damn.... it means i am not prepared to anythings yet...
surely... i get to rush to view the formula on each chapter....
it's suck to fast view them ALL with the nervous n hot temper feeling...
when it was first happen at thursday morning, i think i might be bcos the battery is low alr so it cant function well...
so i change it with the new one tat night but same incident happens again..... =_=

so i learn something from tis incident...
I CANT TRUST THE ALARM !!! IT DIN WORK ON ME...
i dun wan it to happen again ah... T_T

Look like Pregnant ? saying NO to the tayar builder !!!!

2008-07-17T06:26:00.000-07:00

just like the pic shown...
i have big problem... although i am not pregnant...
i have the growing of my stomach due to lack of activity....
it is just growing like a ballon n sometimes i am worrying when it will explose....
especially i can feel it suddenly become so much bigger when i was having a deep breath, eating too much or drink a lot of water....
haiz.... the fatty layers in my body is too high alr...
when i was having my hair cut yesterday, the round n big face plus the double chin did scare me....
frens n teachers had alr advise me to exercise regularly... but i was too lazy to step out of my room....
maybe it has been my habit to stay in my room n do not like to have activity that is tiring....

now... i will work on it to make my body loss fat at the first level....
followed by making my body fitter...
hope i can do so... n keep on working it....
maybe i should have my determination strenghten before i can do it....
with the first step of stepping out from my room....
god bless me...

行尸走肉

2008-07-03T09:09:00.000-07:00

i have become a 行尸走肉 in my room....
tis kind of days alr continue so long liao....
n yet not getting any improvement but it work on the opposite site.....
ya... spending free time over n over again like tis...
just sit in front of the pc to watch the programmes from youtube....
even when not open pc, still not doing any work but lay on the bed doing nothing or taking a nap, which can make me late for the tuitions n owing the homeworks...
every time i think that i need to change, to make my effort for the approaching STPM...
especially after school or tuition, the mind of doing tat is stronger...
but when i just enter my room... the first thing tat i will do automatically is to switch on my pc n sit in front of it...
then... several hours re gone...
haiz... really angry with myself for tis kind of things....
just look at the midyear result, it's suck...
but wat to do? u re doing nothing in the free time so the marks just reflect it...

less than 2 months left for the trial...
it's time to work hard liao...

walau eh... story telling competition ah?

2008-06-16T08:07:00.000-07:00

walau.....
really cant tahan with them....
just to get my chemis mark corrected by mr chai also can say like this...
wat begging the mark with "full face of tear"....
the worse thing is tat is was heard by mr lau....
oh........

since when my life become like tis de......
just getting shot with various stories when i just wan to say a word....
ya... even a single word can also get shot....
(tell me y tis kind of thing can happen? WHY?!! )
sometimes even get it before i have the chance to say a word....
haiz...

however, it is somehow quite funny to be with them as frens...
if not my life will be so boring....
(but most the time they re too noisy !!!)
hehe.... although i also like to hear them shotting each others...
like chuan's square face, ehang's skin's colour n boonyong's "superb beloved"....
it is full of fun time in the class....
haha.... ok la... somehow feel grateful to be here also... (a bit la... about 10%)
ok now... as the last sentence...
i just wan to say that i feel it is great to have u ppl who re reading here as my frens....

Great Optical Illusions

2008-06-06T10:13:00.000-07:00

太扯了

2008-06-03T21:00:00.000-07:00

Mr Ong's call

2008-05-27T02:01:00.000-07:00

it is such a big surprise for me....
alr set the alarm for rang at 2pm...
but stop the alarm n continue to sleep until mr ong call me....
n i'm blur to respond for several seconds until i recognize his voice...
what a big shame n i can hear ppl laughing from the phone... haiz....
feel sorry for him cos alr not attending his class in this condition many time liao...
tomoro will go to somebody's house to avoid it from happening again...

- i will try to change my sleeping habit.... dun wan to sleep over liao la.....

It's time to WORK !!!

2008-05-23T09:08:00.000-07:00

just finish my midyear exam....
really a shit exam... the worst i have ever had...
from the question, i noe tat teachers have lower down the difficulty to let us get a good mark...
the questions asked is actually not difficult but i cant answer them...
now i dare not think of getting a good mark...
just a PASS for all the subjects alr can make me feel so grateful...
but i afraid tat will not happen... especially for physics n chemistry...
(i dun wan to have my first red ink in my report book ah !!!)
not only the midyear exam, i also do bad in the MUET...
the summary part wan us to describe but i only write down the points...
my essay's points re also not strong enough... really need to prepare for my next MUET exam...

haiz... really feel so disappointed for myself...
the new batch of lower six has enter the school recently...
then i just realise tat i was doing nothing in the previous year...
my brain is not just blank of wat should be learn in form six...
but the things learn in the spm level is also being forgotten...
feel like just wasting the time...

it's really the time for me to work hard...
tat is only about 3 months left for the trial which is also very important...
hope i can regain my interest n concentration in study then try to score well in the exam...

MUET Speaking Test

2008-05-06T23:18:00.000-07:00

just have my second speaking test yesterday...
the main tittle is how to make the most effective way for studying n teaching
n luckily, i am candidate D n getting quite a good topic:
-> to have more coursework n educational trips...
haha.. it is the best topic ever in our group cos i can separate it into 2 parts to get more points....
one more lucky thing is tat we had just visited parlimen this monday...
surely i have use it as a good example to support my points....
but i some how feel a bit "not song" when go to the group discussion part...
the "A" had make the opening yet she wants to make the conclusion...
she says she had talk less n she try to talk more...
but how with others? i am still ok but sam n khing even talk lesser then her...
feel like a bit sorry to them cos i may be the one who use lots of time... hehe....
by the way, i hope all of us can do well in our coming saturday ( hope i can achieve band 5 la...)
but... for the coming midyear exam... arrrrrr... headache ah !!!

迟到大王

2008-04-23T22:35:00.000-07:00

    我小时候，常听大人说“早起三光，晚起三慌”，又总是听他们在早早准备，到头来还
是赶不及的时候说：“起个大早，赶个晚集！”
   我当时就不解地问：既然讲早起的人，可以看见旭光、月光和星光同时在天空，好像非
常从容，又怎么会“起个大早，赶个晚集”呢？
   他们的回答很简单：“因为拖！”
   这使我想起初来纽约，常在示范画大瀑布的时候，问参观的人有没有去过尼加拉瀑布，
令人意外的是，居然摇头的占了相当高的比例，他们的道理也很简单：“因为近，心想反正
什么时候要去都成，所以一直拖下来.”妙的是那些人多半去过需要几天车程的佛罗里达，
或更远的夏威夷。
   “拖”就是这么妙，拖时间的人，不一定是没有时间，反而可能有充裕的时间；拖欠债
款的人，常在手头有钱时拖着不还，直到没有钱；拖延不给朋友回信的人，也可能总是把信
放在案头，天天都想回，却一拖就是几个月。
   你会发现，爱迟到的人，似乎总是迟到，远程的约会，他要迟到；在他家旁边碰面，他
还是可能迟到；连你早早到他家，坐在客厅里等，只见他东摸摸、西磨磨，到头来，仍然无
法准时出发，这原因是什么呢？难道是心理有毛病吗？
   我想他们的心理不是真有毛病，却可能是心里总想着：“不急嘛！时间还多！”“不急
嘛！还有一些时间！”“不急嘛！大概正好可以赶上！”“不急嘛！如果运气好，还不会迟
太多！”“不急嘛！别的人也不可能准时！”
   最后则是：“不急嘛！反正已经迟了！”
   问题是，他这一拖就不知拖去了别人多少时间，更失去了多少宝贵的光阴和成功的机
会。
   跟我学画的学生，常对我说：“老师！我的墨总是磨不黑，怎么办？”
   我的答案很简单：“多磨一会儿！”
   可不是吗？如果他的墨不是本来就做成灰颜色的，而是真正的黑墨，当然不可能磨不
黑，所以磨不黑并非墨的问题而在于他自己。
   同样的，如果你问我：“我就是爱拖，怎么办？”
   我的答案则是：“不要拖！立刻行动！”
   当你把心里面那些“不急嘛！”“不急在今天！”“时间还多！”的意念完全抛开，而
告诉自己“立刻行动”时，你拖的毛病就会霍然而愈了！
   由于你不论多早起床，却总是弄得迟迟出门，而常在第一堂课迟到，使我不得不说这一
大番话给你听，因为“起个大早，赶个晚集”的人，要比那忘了上闹钟，而起晚迟到的人，
更糟糕。如同“有钱却拖着不还债”，要比无钱可还来得可耻。
   记住！你绝对不能有拖的毛病，因为我们的人生是拖不得的！太阳不拖、月亮不拖、星
星不拖，春秋四季、万物消长，都不拖。
   我们又岂能拖呢？

Biological Clock

2008-02-15T09:20:00.000-08:00

i really need to reset my biological clock !!!
i am now sleep at about 2 or 3am and sometime even 4am in the normal school days...
if the next day is not school days, i may even sleep at 5 or 6am...
it has brought a lot of trouble to me...
i felt extremely sleepy in the classes either in school or tuition class...
and i always late for tuition class because i need to take a nap before the class begin...
but even i had took a nap, i still always lost my focus in the class...
i always fail to concentrate n i found my memory is getting bad !!!
it is terrible !!!
i must start to change my life into normal...
sleep before 12am n wake up at +_8am for weekends...
and try to jog in the paddy field at 6pm so i can sleep easier in the night...
REMEMBER
i take 5 subjects in the STPM n i need to work hard to get 5A !!!
i remember that one of my senior get 5C n she was "famous" for doing tat...
some of them also fail in PA n get no certificate...
i see one of them is now selling cloth in pasar pagi n he look shameful to see us there...
am i going to be like him?
i just get CGPA of 1.93 in my first exam !
i dun wan be the first person who get 14A in SPM but getting those terrible result in STPM !!!
unlike those from rich family, i will have no chance to get into U if i get those terrible result...
getting good result in STPM is the only chance for me to enter U...
i have just several months left to work on...
so please work hard now to get 5A in the coming STPM...
and the first step to achieve this goal is by changing the biological clock...